Topless Tuesday and The Sex Meme

Strawberry Singh is feelin' kinda frisky, I think, because her Monday blog meme challenge is The Sexual Meme (see here). Far be it for me to avoid something sexual, but I was a bit reluctant to try the challenge. Since I waited 'til Topless Tuesday, though, and you caught me in the bathtub I might as well leap right in ...

Wearing my new Lola Tangos Mirage "pumped up" to some 20% bigger than factory settings.

Meme instructions: Answer the following sexual questions because I am a perv and want to know all about your sex lives. Don’t forget to leave a link to your post in the comments so I can perv all over your answers, multiple times.

What is your sexual orientation or do you not like to label yourself?
In Real Life I'm a practicing lesbian. Practicing as some day I hope to be really, really good at it. I've been with a couple men willingly and it was really nice, but the unwilling experiences rather soured my desires in that direction . My Second Life preferences are more flexible. In the long run, the best sex organ is between the ears. Label: Open-minded.

Name a physical attribute that you find attractive or sexy.
Just one? oooooh... um ... boobies. No, that's two *giggle*. A quirky face is more attractive to me than a runway model's beauty. A "comfortable" figure is ideal. And yes, I really like breasts.

Are you promiscuous, a prude or in between?
Far from prude, but it takes more than "Wanna Fuck?!?" to bed me. My presence on a nude beach is not an invitation for sex. Visiting other venues might be .. um .. more indicative. It helps to be able to separate love from sex.

What turns you on?
Touching, kissing, and breasts, preferably in combination. Here's an interesting note ... recently I bought some Lola's Tangos Mirage implants because the shape/cleavage looks better with some tops. No, honestly, I bought them because someone I know has a set and looking at her is suuuuuch a turn-on. A 5% bump up in size from the out-of-the-box standard makes them about the size of my Real Life girls. A 20% bump up drives me crazy. I know, I know, I know ... so friggin' fake. But still ... I guess I'm pretty visual, too.

Are you dominant or submissive?
"You are the perfect bottom." - Parker Koolhoven. Parker was super special in helping me figure out my submissiveness and how it works. Sadly, she passed away, but not before teaching me this important lesson: Bottoms can say NO because ultimately they are in charge in any exchange. If I'm with a man, then I'm pretty dominant greedy ... "This is about me, buddy. If you have fun, fine." Well, almost like that.

Are you into sexual role-play?
Tried sexual role-play once and everyone involved admitted afterward that it was a pretty stupid idea. (Picture people walking around, picking up clothes, cleaning up stuff, and avoiding eye contact.)

Which sexual position is your favorite?
I don't know if it really has a name nor do I know if I should describe it here, but it is so friggin' erotic. In lieu of that, a good cowgirl is hard to turn down.

Do you have any fetishes?
One person's fetish is another person's norm. For example, bondage is fine but Sado-Masochism is out of the question for me. Food is really messy, by the way, but only if it is used right.

Have you or would you do porn, amateur or professional?
I have never voluntarily done porn. A few "personal" self-portraits I hadn't intended to get loose are on the Interwebs. Keep in mind: Even if you don't hit the Publish button, uploading pictures to a potential blog post can still get out with some of the well-known blogging services. *koff koff Blogger koff koff*

Do you consider yourself sexy?
Sexy: Adjective. |ˈseksē| sexually attractive or exciting: sexy French underwear
Like most women ... no, yes, no, tell me I'm sexy, yes, tell me I'm sexy dammit without me reminding you to do it, and no. Ask me again in a few minutes.