Sunday, January 13, 2013

LDPW Alien Tech Examined

With no comments from official sources at Linden Lab or the Linden Department of Public Works (LDPW), investigations into the use by the LDPW of reverse-engineered alien technology have slowed but this reporter has breached a secret construction site and photographed space craft module in the process of construction. It appears that the main engines have yet to be attached and several lame leaps to peek through the window showed that the cabin was bare.

After quickly being discovered, however, this reporter had to depart the construction site as an un-identified Mole spotted her and inquired about her credentials – "Hey, you! Did you bring the sandwiches? Wait! Where are you going? Where's my lunch?!?"

Additional leads are coming into The Poultry Report offices and additional posts will follow as this story develops.

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